True accounts from libraryland. The library isn't as boring as you'd think.

Friday, September 3, 2010

"I have a few suggestions to make." No, we're not going to listen to them. Why? Because you're wearing a fanny pack. You've already made it clear that you make poor decisions.

Post from 9/2/10

Wasn't Initech supposed to stop things like this from happening?

Post from 9/1/10

Why do I have to pay full price for this damaged book? I donate books all the time!" Listen, just because you give us your trashy, soft-core, broken-spine Harlequin paperbacks from the 80s doesn't mean that you can let your dog chew on our brand new books and get away with it.