10/6/09: An actual conversation, with an adult customer. -You have late fees. -What are late fees? -You returned your movies late. -It costs money if I return something late? -Yes. -Since when did you start doing that? -Since forever.
10/10/09: Thank you for digging through your wallet to show me your "retired police officer ID", even though your driver's license was right on top, when I asked for a picture ID. I'm sooo impressed. Next time I get pulled over I'm going to flash my library card and see if that gets me out of a ticket.
10/27/09: Day-old muffins in the break room. If you can make it through the cruncy top they're actually pretty good.
10/29/09: Someday I hope to be important enough that I have to send an "Out of the office" email to everyone when I leave for one day.
10/30/09: We're wearing halloween costumes! I'm Dr. Lyle Brarian.
10/31/09: If I'm busy, don't reach over the counter and place something on the desk. Place it on the counter. That's why it's there.
11/9/09: Caramel apple candy corn in the breakroom. Taste surprisingly just like caramel apples, but have the texture of candy corn.
11/12/09: No, astrology is NOT the same as astronomy. Astrology is to science as Kraft's Macaroni and Cheese is to Italian food.
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