2/13/10: An older customer is challenging a late fee that he has. He eventually says, "I can't challenge the computer, that's an Obama no-no." What? That doesn't even make sense.
2/16/10: Old white lady: "Why are there so many people here using computers, don't they have one at home?" No. I know it's hard to believe, but some people can't afford a computer and/or Internet service. She'd probably shit herself if she knew that the property taxes on her vacation home keep this soup kitchen open.
2/16/10: Awesome donation of the day: The holy trinity of Steven Seagal's movies, on VHS.
2/18/10: Fun find of the day: Red Dairy Queen spoon in the stacks.
2/22/10: "I'm having trouble getting on your wireless network. I'm so frustrated I'm ready to throw my computer in the trash can." Well if you're using a PC I can definitely help you with that. Not the connecting to the wireless network part, the part about throwing your crap computer in the trash.
2/23/10: Empty CD cases hidden in display books. Great, thanks. Really though, who steals a Kid Rock CD???
2/23/10: "I thought that you didn't have to renew paperbacks and there are no late fees on paperbacks?" Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know today was make-up-your-own-rules-day.
2/24/10: This is what happens at the reference desk when there are no reference questions asked.
2/25/10: Do Cher and Sarah Jessica Parker know you used their likenesses for this book cover?
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