12/4/09: Jeans and Charlotte's Web t-shirts. That's how we do!
12/4/09: When patrons are less than polite during checkout I'm tempted to tell them how their book ends.
12/7/09: A guide dog barfed on the carpet.
12/8/09: Today at the library conference - I'm having a great time watching the lady in front of me do the falling asleep\waking up head-nod.
12/11/09: Took a woman's keys and ID as collateral for checking out a laptop. On the keyring: a pink plastic nutsack. Stay classy, Havasu.
12/11/09: I was working on a holiday poster, so I did a Google image search for "holly." SafeSearch was off and I ended up with pictures of Holly Madison. Eh, that'll work.
12/12/09: It's Saturday. I'm working. You can fill in the rest.
12/16/09: What the hell is it with old people and puzzles? We have a free puzzle exchange here, and it is like crack to them!
12/21/09: Renewed a book called "The PETA practical guide to animal rights" to a patron wearing an Arby's Roastburger t-shirt. Mmmm, the irony could only be more delicious if it had some bacon on top, just like the new Bacon Cheddar Roastburger.
12/28/09: Dear Snowbirds, please use proper American phone number rhythm - da da da, da da da, da da, da da. I don't know how phone numbers go in Canada, but you confused me with your da da, da da, da da, da da da da.
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