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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Posts from 7/21/10 to 8/6/10

7/21/10:  Use the staple bridge to cross the rubber band moat and reach the correction fluid castle. But watch out for the sharp spires of the golf pencil wall!

7/23/10:  When you're homeless, you really don't have much going for you, in terms of tangible assets and intangible assets. So when a guy disrespects your homeless girlfriend's honor by calling her a bitch, the natural thing to do is punch him in the face.

7/26/10:  Awesome donation of the day: It says "boners."

8/3/10:  This has been on my desk for about 6 months now, and I have no idea why. Any suggestions on what I should do with it?

8/4/10:  The internet is down so our whole system is affected and we can't get any work done. IT is working on the issue, but in the meantime, I bring you Venom vs. green army men. Who do you think will be victorious?

8/5/10:  This guy teaches history at Oxy, of course I'm ordering this book!


8/6/10:  Bullet in the bookdrop. If you don't like the selection of library materials, just tell us. No need to send us passive-aggressive death threats.

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